we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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