Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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