whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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