He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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