i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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