I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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