Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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