Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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