so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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