when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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