So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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