so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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