Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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