dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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