Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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