its not stalking. its research.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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