Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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