i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
