I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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