You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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