Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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