the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Randomize
