will power is for people who don't want to get laid
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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