Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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