haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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