About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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