I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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