I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
The Olympian is in my bed
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
