i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
You coming home soon, man?
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im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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