Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I party with great urgency now.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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