Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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