Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
she smelled like a LAN party
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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