It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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