You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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