we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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