honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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