If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
So much Jack, so little girl.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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