We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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