Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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