Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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