so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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