You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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