That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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