hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
