i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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