goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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