return my video game
where does the pee come out of this thing
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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