I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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