i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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