I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I could fuck to npr.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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