she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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