Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
my shit smells like andre
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
