Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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