I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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