I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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