Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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