My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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